Today’s a holiday
you’ve waited all year for…
Yep, it’s Ask a Stupid Question Day!
Believe it or
not, this special day was created by a group of teachers in the ‘80’s… you
know, back when big hair was found to have adverse effects on the brain.
Anyway, these
kind-hearted, big haired teachers wanted to encourage kids to ask more
questions in the classroom. Apparently they had tired of saying the same old
mantra –
There are no stupid
questions.
How many times did we hear that one?
Did it ever work?
Nope.
That’s because we
students had our own mantra, and it went like this –
There are no stupid
questions –
just stupid people who
ask questions.
But all of that
is part of the past, and now there’s a day set aside just to let our stupid
selves SHINE!
And I’m planning
on making the most of it, so here goes…
If reality shows are “reality” then why do
they hire writers?
How fast do hotcakes actually sell?
Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the
same thing?
And while I’m at it – slim chance / fat chance,
slow up / slow down? I mean, what the H?
Then there are those words of irony –
abbreviation and monosyllabic. Really?
And what kind of sicko came up with the
word lisp anyway?
What do Greeks say when they don’t
understand?
Pluto and Goofy – both dogs. What gives?
Why is it a heck of a lot easier to get rid
of brain cells than fat cells?
And if there's an exception to every rule,
is there an exception to that one?
WOW, that feels good!
You MUST try this at home.
Shine on, people, shine on!
PROMPT:
Do you have any stupid questions?
A stupid question would be a fabulous way
to begin a brilliant story. What stupid question would your main character love
to ask?
Why do people say "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less?"
ReplyDeleteNo kidding. Great question!
DeleteA poster for your office :) http://www.despair.com/cluelessness.html
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny! A must-have for everyone's Christmas wish list. ;)
DeleteMy co-worker called a biz and prefaced her question with, "I have your stupid question of the day." They put her on speaker phone! Oy!
ReplyDeleteWow. And my guess is that the biz wasn't actually celebrating 'Ask a Stupid Question Day' at the time. Oy, is right!
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