My
daughter does not like sports movies.
Actually,
she hates them.
“It’s a
plot problem,” she says. “They are ALL
the same. You’ve got your ragtag underdog with ‘issues’ up against the Big Dog
with all the money and talent – and shock of all shocks (she says making a big ‘O’
with her mouth), the underdog WINS!”
“Yeah,”
my son pipes up. “You never see the underdogs go in there and get CRUSHED! You
never hear the big dogs in the post-game interview saying, ‘Man we coulda beat
‘em by WAY more than 200 points if it
hadn’t been for that dang mercy rule.’”
As for
me, I am a sucker every single time. I LOVE sports movies. Just the thought of Hoosiers, Rudy, or Secretariat
makes me grin.
Well,
our family actually experienced a few sports movie ingredients this week.
You see,
our local high school doesn’t have a tennis team. It’s small and rural and
doesn’t even have tennis courts. It has a parking lot... and a lot of Trans Ams.
So, what
do you do when your son loves tennis, and it’s the only sport he wants to play?
Well, you leap hurdles and jump through hoops, provide a ton of transportation,
and get special permission for him to play with another school's team as an
exhibition (non-scoring) player. At least that’s what we did.
And it
was worth it. Throughout the two-month season, my son had a lot of fun doing
something he loves to do. End of story. Well, not quite…
Two weeks
ago, we were informed that my son is his high school’s #1 player (um…he’s their
only player, like, ever), and as such, he would be competing
in the district tournament.
WHAT?!
So, this
week my son donned his mom-designed uniform (actually, that was wicked-cool)
and traveled two hours to the district meet. He had a goal of winning just one
game.
As
sports movie luck would have it, my freshman son with no coach and no team (but
a wicked-cool uniform) was paired with the senior Big Dog who happened to be
the #1 player in the district.
And
guess what!
The Big
Dog CRUSHED him!
The
score was 6-0 and 6-0.
So, my
son regrouped for match #2.
Well, he
didn’t achieve his goal of winning just one game – he won 13! He even won the
second set of the three-set match. And it was some grueling dueling – nearly
two hours of play before my underdog pup was defeated.
But he
came off the court grinning – looking forward to the next three years as his
school’s #1 player.
And by
the time he’s a senior, I’m putting my money on one thing for sure –
His
sister is going to be really ticked off when the film crew shows up.
PROMPT: Get your game on! Write a sports
story today – go all made-for-TV movie or skip the formula and throw ‘em a
curve by thinking outside of the boxing match. You’re sure to have a winner!
Go
team!
MAN IS THE MAN
ReplyDeleteWait a tick I meant to "Man is HE the man."
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