Look out, broccoli “spear” – you’re next!
This just in –
Triangle-shaped flapjacks have been banned from a
British comprehensive school for health and safety reasons.
Apparently a student suffered from a minor eye
injury last Wednesday after he was struck by one of those pointy little devils in
flight.
The lunch servers have since been informed by the
headmaster that they must now cut flapjacks into squares – “and only into squares!”
Evidently, flapjacks take flight only when they are
served in triangular form.
Hmmm…
It is also quite obvious that the headmaster has
complete confidence in the “quality” of his school’s education –
Surely his pupils will never deduce that with one swift diagonal slice their flapjack
square will yield (GASP!)…
Two deadly
triangles!
I say, it does make one long for the good
old days of gruel.
PROMPT:
Give a cast of crazy student characters an even crazier set of new school
rules. What mischief will they cook up next?
Wait a tick...I thought flapjacks were round. Well there's your trouble.
ReplyDeleteAh, but these are obviously complex polygon British flapjacks. We went round after the Revolution.
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