She’s Gone Country

I have heard A LOT of country music this week – BIG surprise when you’re hangin’ out with cowboys, ranchers, and rodeo queens at the fair.

And here’s something I’ve noticed – country songwriters are a bit on the liberal side when it comes to rhyme scheme.

For example, here’s part of the chorus from a little ditty called Where I Come From by Alan Jackson –

Where I come from
It's cornbread and chicken
Where I come from

a lotta front porch sittin'

Has anyone ever told Mr. Jackson that chicken does not actually rhyme with sittin’?

The entire song is jam-packed full of near rhymes like turnpike/midnight, son/from, and biscuit/fixed it. And then… and then… it’s like he gets cotton pickin’ tired of tryin’ so hard, and so he busts it all loose in verse three –

I was chasin' sun on 101
Somewhere around Ventura
I lost a universal joint and I had to use my finger
This tall lady stopped and asked
If I had plans for dinner
Said no thanks ma'am, back home
We like the girls that sing soprano

I am not making this up.

And here’s the rub – Good ol’ Al has received 2 Grammys, 16 CMA Awards, and sold a gazillion records.

Well, where I come from, Mr. Jackson – songs RHYME!

But then I got to thinkin’…

You know, country music isn’t about the rhyme – it’s about the story.

And DADGUM, those hillbilly, hoedown, toe-tappin’ tunes are plum-full of plot.

Here’s a sample of a few you could give a listen to (Yeah, Alan, it’s called rhyme) –

 “She was an annoying little brat, but we grew up and got hitched.”

 “I shared a beer, and he shared his millions.”

 “I’m not good at anything BUT drinkin’ beer – and, dang it, I’m gonna prove it.”

“They gave me a girly name, and I never had therapy.”

And the list goes on…

and on…

and some of them even manage a right purdy rhyme.

PROMPT: If you’ve ever had a busted heart, leg, or universal joint – you could make MILLIONS as a country songwriter! Get started today by grinnin’ and pickin’ up a copy of Jim Peterik’s Songwriting for Dummies (no offense intended… really).