In a recent news item, it was reported that the 12 Days of Christmas kit and caboodle will set you back over $107,000.
And the most expensive items?
Seven swans, Baby!
So I traipsed out to a nearby field and snapped the above photo as a special gift for loyal Mind’s Elbow Benders.
Yes, I even threw in an extra –
Who loves ya?
PROMPT: If you happen to be a Christmas reveler, note that there are only 12 shopping days left. I think it’s the perfect time for a 12 Days of Christmas rewrite. I mean, who really wants all those leaping lords, anyway? Enjoy Bob and Doug Mckenzie’s inspiration here, eh?