A quick Google or Bing search and you’re bound to find some interesting ways to celebrate the season.
My favorites are those creative crèches.
I've seen photos of Nativity scenes featuring moose, monkeys, meerkats, and…
Some are chipped out of ice, others are carved out of soap, and some are even fashioned from shotgun shells.
But my favorites are the edibles —
Your butter, s’more, Spam, and…
yes, bacon varieties.
Of course, perusing those pictures made me wonder…
What if Great Aunt Mabel ambled into a church function with one of these doozies?
PROMPT: Write Mabel’s story from her point of view, or perhaps the perspective of one of her “victims.” But hey, if you’re inspired to create one of those crazy crèches today instead, I’m certainly not going to stop you.
Silent Night in Vegemite, anyone?