Resolutions

Same as last year… Defeat the Dark Lord.

—Harry Potter

Spend more time at the library studying —

less time dithering around with Ron and Harry.

—Hermione Granger

Snog more.  

—Ron Weasley

Perfect my sewing stitches. Perfect my handwriting. Perfect my singing.

—Mary Ingalls

Stop hating Mary’s perfection… ARGH! Already failed.

—Laura Ingalls

Get the heck out of Kansas.

—Dorothy

Be more accepting of other’s right to choose.

—Sam-I-am

Just say no.

—Alice

Get Pongo neutered.

—Roger Radcliffe

Try therapy… Nah, it’ll never work.

—Eeyore

Get the quick change right for once — underwear goes on the INSIDE.

—Clark Kent

PROMPT: What’s your character’s resolution for the New Year?