FYI: No runaway teapots were harmed
in the making of this pictogram
Tomorrow a woman from my area will compete in the freeski halfpipe.
Last week, a guy from my old hometown took on the luge.
Those Olympians are everywhere!
I mean, you could cut in front of one at the Quickie Mart and never even know it.
Unless, of course, said Olympian was a curler —
They are never afraid to yell.
Have you been watching the Sochi coverage?
like a woman obsessed.
It’s a free master class in plot, after all.
The backstories that make you cry.
All that delicious drama.
And of course, the comic relief…
PROMPT: What if you were an Olympian? What event would you choose for grabbing that golden moment? Bonus points for brilliant backstory and, of course, sweeping the house.