And now for the news…
I’m pretty sure that when the first calls started coming in, the local PD figured somebody had mixed up a pretty bad batch of moonshine.
But it turns out that there really is a zebra on the loose in eastern Tennessee!
Apparently “Zeek” went AWOL about a month ago from a farm on the outskirts of Cleveland.
He’s been striped… I mean spotted in all sorts of odd places ever since.
Imagine the possibilities…
“Lookie what I found in the cow pasture, Paw! Dadgum, when you told me those big city jackasses dressed funny, I thought you were just joshin’.”
PROMPT: If Zeek had shown up at my house in my horse-crazy tween years, I would have FLIPPED OUT! How would your nine-year-old self have reacted?